<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9702024</id><updated>2011-10-23T15:37:25.178+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Think good...</title><subtitle type='html'>If you think and do the same stuffs like me,Isn't that one of us is waste to this nature?</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://balajidl.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9702024/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://balajidl.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>balajidl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03502209413688922456</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9702024.post-113836990760872761</id><published>2006-01-27T14:48:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-01-27T14:52:57.716+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Moved to new blog space</title><content type='html'>I &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;moved&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; to new blog space hosted by javaranch staffs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can find my latest spilled brain cells at &lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://radio.javaranch.com/balajidl"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;"&gt;http://radio.javaranch.com/balajidl&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;Balaji Loganathan&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9702024-113836990760872761?l=balajidl.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://balajidl.blogspot.com/feeds/113836990760872761/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9702024&amp;postID=113836990760872761' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9702024/posts/default/113836990760872761'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9702024/posts/default/113836990760872761'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://balajidl.blogspot.com/2006/01/moved-to-new-blog-space.html' title='Moved to new blog space'/><author><name>balajidl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03502209413688922456</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9702024.post-113654664958323685</id><published>2006-01-06T12:21:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-02-02T13:28:27.140+01:00</updated><title type='text'>File extension check</title><content type='html'>A simple regular expression to check the file extension..&lt;br /&gt;This below example shows how to check for .csv file&lt;br /&gt;Correct Input: hello.csv, xsd.csv&lt;br /&gt;Wrong Input: sk.xsl, sda.csv.sd&lt;br /&gt;Expression: "&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;.+\.csv?$&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;"&lt;br /&gt;Othet regexp can be found at &lt;a href="http://regexlib.com"&gt;Regexlib&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Email ID:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="javascript:email('test','foo','com','hello there..');"&gt;My email id&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="" onClick="email('test','foo','com','hello there..');"&gt;sdsd&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript" language="text/javascript"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;//&lt;![CDATA[&lt;br /&gt;       document.write("&lt;a href='mailto:balajidl");&lt;br /&gt;       document.write("@javaranch.com'&gt;");&lt;br /&gt;       document.write("balajidl");&lt;br /&gt;       document.write("@");&lt;br /&gt;       document.write("javaranch.");&lt;br /&gt;       document.write("com&lt;\/a&gt;");&lt;br /&gt;//]]&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9702024-113654664958323685?l=balajidl.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://balajidl.blogspot.com/feeds/113654664958323685/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9702024&amp;postID=113654664958323685' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9702024/posts/default/113654664958323685'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9702024/posts/default/113654664958323685'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://balajidl.blogspot.com/2006/01/file-extension-check.html' title='File extension check'/><author><name>balajidl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03502209413688922456</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9702024.post-113647771194333350</id><published>2006-01-05T17:02:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-01-06T12:24:31.156+01:00</updated><title type='text'>.NET calling Apache FOP</title><content type='html'>This is an follow-up comment to the article &lt;a href="http://www.onjava.com/pub/a/onjava/2004/08/18/ikvm.html"&gt;IKVM&lt;/a&gt;, which describes 'calling Apache FOP from C# or VB.NET'.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just some additional comments.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1.&lt;/strong&gt;As specified in the article, while compiling fop.jar into .NET assembley, dont forget to add reference to the .dll file avalon-framework-cvs-20020806.dll, otherwise you will get an error saying java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: org.apache.avalon.framework.logger.ConsoleLogger .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ikvmc -target:library &lt;br /&gt;   -reference:IKVM.GNU.Classpath.dll -reference:xml-apis.dll&lt;br /&gt;   -reference:batik.dll &lt;strong&gt; -reference:avalon-framework-cvs-20020806.dll&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   fop.jar&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2.&lt;/strong&gt; Atleast in my PC, the fop.jar file from apache site itself is working fine. You dont need to download the patched fop.jar&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3.&lt;/strong&gt; Calling Apache FOP from C# web application&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a sample code snippet which shows how to call Apache FOP from C#.NET, the below code will convert a XML file to PDF. The xml file is an pre generated xsl:fo file.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font color="#0099ff"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;using org.apache.fop.apps;&lt;br /&gt;using ikvm.lang;&lt;br /&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;private void Page_Load(object sender, System.EventArgs e)&lt;br /&gt;{&lt;br /&gt;try{&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; // Put user code to initialize the page here&lt;br /&gt; //Load assemblies that are not directly&lt;br /&gt; //referenced since no CLASSPATH is defined&lt;br /&gt; AppDomain.CurrentDomain.Load("xercesImpl-2.2.1");&lt;br /&gt; AppDomain.CurrentDomain.Load("batik");&lt;br /&gt; java.lang.System.setProperty(&lt;br /&gt;  "javax.xml.parsers.SAXParserFactory",&lt;br /&gt;  "org.apache.xerces.jaxp.SAXParserFactoryImpl");&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; java.io.ByteArrayOutputStream bArrayOS = new java.io.ByteArrayOutputStream();      &lt;br /&gt; org.xml.sax.InputSource isrc = new org.xml.sax.InputSource("/files/xslt/sample.fo");&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Driver driver = new Driver(isrc, bArrayOS);   &lt;br /&gt; driver.setLogger(log);&lt;br /&gt; driver.setRenderer(Driver.RENDER_PDF);   &lt;br /&gt; driver.run();    &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; bArrayOS.close();   &lt;br /&gt; byte[] bArray = bArrayOS.toByteArray(); &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Response.ClearHeaders();&lt;br /&gt; Response.Clear();&lt;br /&gt; Response.ContentType = "application/octet-stream";&lt;br /&gt; Response.AddHeader("Content-Disposition", "attachment; filename=foo.pdf");&lt;br /&gt; Response.Flush();&lt;br /&gt; Response.BinaryWrite(bArray);&lt;br /&gt; Response.End();&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;}catch(Exception ex){ Response.Write(ex.ToString());}   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;}&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9702024-113647771194333350?l=balajidl.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://balajidl.blogspot.com/feeds/113647771194333350/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9702024&amp;postID=113647771194333350' title='12 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9702024/posts/default/113647771194333350'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9702024/posts/default/113647771194333350'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://balajidl.blogspot.com/2006/01/net-calling-apache-fop.html' title='.NET calling Apache FOP'/><author><name>balajidl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03502209413688922456</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9702024.post-110961297896525814</id><published>2005-02-28T18:33:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2005-02-28T18:49:38.966+01:00</updated><title type='text'>You want it?? then you remind me.</title><content type='html'>Reminders: We know what it all about.It can be set on your mobiles, handheld devices, email systems and so on.&lt;br /&gt; Well I was thinking, how useful it will be if we have a website/tool like...."I will go and type the task that i want to assign for someone whom i know for my purpose." &lt;br /&gt; Example:&lt;br /&gt;  The better-half can set a reminder for her hubby to buy cereal powder for the baby at around 18.30&lt;br /&gt;  A person can set a reminder to his/her friend in another country saying "post the DVD pack today"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The good thing here is the receiver dont need to over work on his/her schedule, its the sender problem. &lt;br /&gt;The only problem is set a standard for interoperable access of the data sent from site to the handheld/email devices.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9702024-110961297896525814?l=balajidl.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://balajidl.blogspot.com/feeds/110961297896525814/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9702024&amp;postID=110961297896525814' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9702024/posts/default/110961297896525814'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9702024/posts/default/110961297896525814'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://balajidl.blogspot.com/2005/02/you-want-it-then-you-remind-me.html' title='You want it?? then you remind me.'/><author><name>balajidl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03502209413688922456</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9702024.post-110381178396919403</id><published>2004-12-23T15:14:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2005-01-20T22:39:57.806+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Air based charger</title><content type='html'>Like wind-mill.. We can try to make use of the pressure that occurs when you are driving a car or sitting in an open bus. In India some of the village buses got open windows, normally buses drive at 50km/h which inturn forces lot of air in your face, we can use this wind power to rotate a set of fan blade like plates and turn that roatation force in to motor energy. This motor energy can create DC electricity which can be used to charge your discman battery or cell phone battery.&lt;br /&gt;This idea can also be used while using car escp when you are driving from LA to Texas or CA.&lt;br /&gt;Late back Chinese-Taiwainese introduced a kind of self chargeble fan with batteries in it, this fans had a larger market swipe in north India once. The same idea can be appiled for this.&lt;br /&gt;May have good market in Asian and African countries.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9702024-110381178396919403?l=balajidl.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9702024/posts/default/110381178396919403'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9702024/posts/default/110381178396919403'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://balajidl.blogspot.com/2004/12/air-based-charger.html' title='Air based charger'/><author><name>balajidl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03502209413688922456</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9702024.post-110353860430486763</id><published>2004-12-23T11:19:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-12-23T15:44:31.566+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Wireless music - home cinema</title><content type='html'>I was thinking how easier it will be if we have a wireless music.&lt;br /&gt;Everyone have songs in their PC/laptop. Like wireless internet, we will have music router which will receive music played by the laptop/pc using real player or winamp and then feed them to our home cinema system. You can play your songs in realplayer but hear them on your home cinema system.&lt;br /&gt;A small usb memory stick like device will transmit the songs to the music receiver.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I guess sony is having a product on it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9702024-110353860430486763?l=balajidl.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://balajidl.blogspot.com/feeds/110353860430486763/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9702024&amp;postID=110353860430486763' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9702024/posts/default/110353860430486763'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9702024/posts/default/110353860430486763'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://balajidl.blogspot.com/2004/12/wireless-music-home-cinema.html' title='Wireless music - home cinema'/><author><name>balajidl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03502209413688922456</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9702024.post-110379244673009032</id><published>2004-12-23T10:53:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-12-23T10:00:46.753+01:00</updated><title type='text'>On-Demand songs in car radio</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;World is becoming more wireless now. Most of the telecom providers started plotting wireless access point all across their service area. We can make use of that same logic or architecture to publish songs over the air. Persons driving in the car can register to this service (say wireless music on-demand service) and listen to the songs. We can also let the person to create his/her own playlist while he/she register for the service.Mobile phones can also used as the service clients. Car-radio makers can create devices capable of receiving this song waves.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;"&gt;Tell me what you think.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9702024-110379244673009032?l=balajidl.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://balajidl.blogspot.com/feeds/110379244673009032/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9702024&amp;postID=110379244673009032' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9702024/posts/default/110379244673009032'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9702024/posts/default/110379244673009032'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://balajidl.blogspot.com/2004/12/on-demand-songs-in-car-radio.html' title='On-Demand songs in car radio'/><author><name>balajidl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03502209413688922456</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9702024.post-110381214154424685</id><published>2004-12-05T15:23:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2005-01-20T22:40:42.066+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Laptop bag</title><content type='html'>I always wonder why we have such a big bag for laptops... the so-called "laptop bags", they are big and not handy for daily use. It would be great if we have bag which would look just like a slick CD cover, that is no extra space, no extra packets, just a slick cover for laptop. The glass material which use for making Bus windscreen can be used for this. It can both protect the laptop and also weightless. Even a slick Italian leather help. Students in Universities and travelmates will sure like this kind of model.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9702024-110381214154424685?l=balajidl.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9702024/posts/default/110381214154424685'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9702024/posts/default/110381214154424685'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://balajidl.blogspot.com/2004/12/laptop-bag.html' title='Laptop bag'/><author><name>balajidl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03502209413688922456</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9702024.post-110381255893969042</id><published>2004-12-01T15:30:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2005-01-14T18:13:02.150+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Ginger and Garlic puncher</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Most of the Indian and Asian cooking cant avoid ginger and garlic. Ginger and garlic paste is available in super market but they are old and imported from nowhere. It will be more easier if we have ginger and garlic puncher instead of buying a 100bucks electornic-Mixer. Two parts:a hollow cylinder and a piston with one-sided big head. We can buy fresh ginger and garlic, put it inside the hollow cylinder and punch with piston head, Voila you got the minched ginger-garlic paste. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;"&gt;Yes... I got this idea from my Grandma village. I am sure kitchen-wares must have this as a product.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9702024-110381255893969042?l=balajidl.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9702024/posts/default/110381255893969042'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9702024/posts/default/110381255893969042'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://balajidl.blogspot.com/2004/12/ginger-and-garlic-puncher.html' title='Ginger and Garlic puncher'/><author><name>balajidl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03502209413688922456</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9702024.post-110381291210486667</id><published>2004-07-05T15:37:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2005-02-28T18:33:03.996+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Some funny quotes</title><content type='html'>Some funny quotes which i created and stealed ;) from others.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Last fight!!! It was not our fault, she asked whats on TV, I said dust.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with - Woody Allen&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture." - John Smith&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." -Woody Allen&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Does your PC running slow? Step1: Take money. Step2: Buy new PC. Step3: Try to smile.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Not all mens were stupids, there are bachelors too.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;In name of passion and spirit,If you think and do the same stuffs like me,Isn't that one of us is waste to this nature?.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;If you feel like doing work, sit down and wait until that feeling goes away!&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Girls: Thinking they are smart, flays 100 good guys then choose one half-baked and cries rest of their life.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Guys:Leaders 100 good gals, then become slave to one insane girl in the name of marriage and love.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;A good friend tells you about your faults.A Loving Friend doesn't see any. Enemy will correct the fault. What do you want now?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;No body is perfect.I'm no body. So i'm perfect - Sameer&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Where can i download 30 days marriage evaluation kit.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;There is always a heart behind that breast.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Men play with cars.Women play with babies.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is -George Bernard Shaw&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;If you're not pissing some people off, you're just not living. If you're not getting pissed off once in a while, you're just not paying attention - Mike Curwen&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Only call-center peoples and salesmen knows the real attitude of a human.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;They say "No" is complete sentence, but i like keep talking.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9702024-110381291210486667?l=balajidl.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://balajidl.blogspot.com/feeds/110381291210486667/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9702024&amp;postID=110381291210486667' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9702024/posts/default/110381291210486667'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9702024/posts/default/110381291210486667'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://balajidl.blogspot.com/2004/07/some-funny-quotes.html' title='Some funny quotes'/><author><name>balajidl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03502209413688922456</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
